This is another of those posts that are more visual than textual. Mostly because it is an on-going post that will have many updates in the future, hopefully, eh? Just a few things that should be saved for posterity, maybe a chuckle or two.
The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards President Obama and says, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?
“Furthermore, this joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts, and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”
Obama replied, “I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand… Show me!”
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!
AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY, and there was happiness throughout the land!
In South Los Angeles a 4-plex home was destroyed by a fire. A Mexican
family of six welfare recipients and gang members lived on the first floor,
An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats all illegally in the
country from Kenya, lived on the second floor and they too, all perished in the
Six Hispanic, gang bangers, and ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor and
they too, died.
A lone white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire.
Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious!! They flew into
LA and met with the fire chief on camera. They loudly demanded to know
why the blacks, black Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and why only
the white couple lived?
An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts: “Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kühe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!”
Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows and pigs have crapped in it!”
The man shouts back: “I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!”
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: “Use two hands, you’ll get more!”
An elderly Texan had a massive heart attack and the family drove him to the emergency room.
After a while the ER doctor appeared wearing a long face.
“I’m afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.”
“Oh, Dear God,” cried his wife,”We’ve never had a liberal in the family before!”